Question: What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Answer: Snowflakes.

Question: What’s red, white and blue at Christmas time?
Answer: A sad candy cane.

Question: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Answer: Frostbite

Question: Where do mistletoes go to become famous?
Answer: “Holly” wood!

Question: How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?
Answer: Stacks!

Question: What do you call a cat on the beach at Christmas time?
Answer: Sandy Claus!

Question: What do you call a man who claps at Christmas?
Answer: Santapplause!

Question: What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
Answer: Santa Clues!

Question: What is Father Christmas's wife called?
Answer: Mary Christmas!

Question: Where do you find reindeer?
Answer: It depends on where you leave them!

Question: Who delivers cat's Christmas presents?
Answer: Santa Paws!

Question: Why does Father Christmas go down the chimney?
Answer: Because it soots him!

Question: Why was Santa's little helper depressed?
Answer: Because he had low elf esteem!

Question: Which Christmas Carol is the favourite of parents?
Answer: Silent Night.

Question: What do you get if you cross an apple with a Christmas tree?
Answer: A pineapple!

Question: What did the big candle say to the little candle?
Answer: I'm going out tonight!

Question: How long does it take to burn a Christmas candle down?
Answer: About a wick!

Question: What happens if you eat the Christmas decorations?
Answer: You get tinsel-itus!

Question: What did one Christmas Angel say to the other?
Answer: Halo there!