Insect Jokes

Why did the firefly keep stealing things?
He was light-fingered.

Which fly captured the ladybird? 
The dragonfly.

What goes "snap, crackle, pop""? 
A firefly with a short circuit.

How do fireflies start a race?
Ready, steady, glow!

What has six legs, bites and talks in code?
A Morse-quito.

What is small and grey, sucks blood and eats cheese?
A mouse-quito.

Why are mosquitoes annoying?
Because they get under your skin.

What is a mosquito"s favourite sport?
Skin diving.

What do you call an insect that has just flown by?
A flu bug.

Why do we know that insect have amazing brains?
Because they always know when you"re having a picnic.

What do you call a top pop group made up of nits?
The Lice Girls.

What car do insects drive?
A Volkswagen Beetle.

What insect can fly underwater?
A bluebottle in a submarine.

What lies down a hundred feet in the air?
A Centipede.

What do you get if you cross a praying mantis with a termite?
A bug that says grace before eating your house.

Why is the letter ""t" so important to a stick insect?
Without it, it would be a sick insect.

What do you call a musical insect?
A humbug.

Whats the difference between a maggot and a cockroach?
Cockroaches crunch more when you eat them.

Why was the insect kicked out of the park?
It was a litterbug.

What do you call a mosquito on holiday?
An itch-hiker.

What do you get if you cross Zorro with an insect?
The Masked-Quito.

What has antlers and sucks your blood?
A moose-quito can .

What do insects learn at school?
Mathematics.

How can you make a moth ball?
Hit it with a fly swatter.

What is a myth?
A female moth.

Why wouldn't they let the butterfly into the dance?
Because it was a moth ball.

What is the biggest moth?
A mam-moth.

What do bees do if they want to use public transport?
Wait at a buzz stop.

How does a queen bee get around the hive?
She"s throne.

What"s yellow and brown and covered in blackberries?
A bramble bee.

What goes "hum-choo, hum-choo?
A bee with a cold .

Why do bees hum? 
Because they"ve forgotten the words.

What kind of bee hums and drops things?
A fumble bee.

Which bee is good for your health?
Vitamin bee.

What goes zzub, zzub?
A bee flying backwards.

Why did the bee have its legs crossed as it flew?
It was looking for the BP Station.

What bee can never be understood?
A mumble-bee.

What did the mummy bee say to her naughty son?
"Just beehive!

What did the drone say to the queen bee?
"Swarm in here, isn"t it?"

What is the bee"s favourite TV channel?
The Bee Bee C.

What do you t if you cross a bee with a door -bell?
A hum- dinger

Why do bees have sticky hair?
Because of the honey combs.

Where do wasps come from?
Stingapore.

Where do you take a sick wasp?
To waspital.

While visiting close friends , a gnat, 
Decided to sleep in a hat.
But an elderly guest decided to rest.
Now the gnat and the hat are quite flat.

Girl; Can you eat spiders?
Boy; Why?
Girl; One"s just crawled into your sandwich.