Doctor, Doctor
Doctor, Doctor, I think I am a video! 
I thought I had seen you before!

Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking I am a Yo-Yo!
How are you feeling?
Oh, up and down!

Doctor, Doctor, my son has a nail-biting problem!
Is it serious?
Well, they are not his nails!

Doctor, Doctor, I keep feeling sick!
How bad is it?
Well, it's not my sick!

Doctor, Doctor, I keep on dreaming about next week's lottery numbers!
Hang on a minute, I'll get a pen…

Doctor, Doctor I am so ugly. What can I do about it?
Nothing. Go home and don't leave the house again….

Doctor, Doctor, I am having trouble sleeping.
Well maybe it's your bed?
The problem really happens during the day…

Doctor, Doctor, I think I am losing my memory.
When did it start?
When did what start?

Doctor, Doctor, I need to lose 3 stone of excess flab. What can you do?
I can cut off your head and possibly an arm….

Doctor, Doctor, I think I'm a slice of bread.
Stop loafing around and get back to work.

Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking I am a cat.
How long have you thought this?
Since I was a kitten…

Doctor, Doctor, I am a blood sucking monster and I eat Doctors.
What a shame, I am a dentist, you see………

Doctor, Doctor, I swallowed a chicken bone.
Are you choking?
No I am serious.

Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking I am an elastic band.
Why don't you relax and stretch out on the couch.

Doctor, Doctor, I snore so loudly I keep myself awake at night.
Sleep in a different room!

Doctor, Doctor, what would you take for this cold?
Make me an offer!

Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking I am a toad!
Don't be so stupid, go on, hop it…