Knock, Knock Jokes

Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Lion.
Lion who?
Lion here on your doorstep. Open up.

Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Lydia.
Lydia who?
Lydia teapot.

Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Norma Lee.
Norma Lee who?
Norma Lee I wouldn't trouble you but I need help.

Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Eileen.
Eileen who?
Eileen'd on the fence and it broke.

Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Esther.
Esther who?
Esther anything I can do for you?

Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Thea.
Thea who?
Thea later, alligator.

Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Sonia.
Sonia who?
Sonia bird in a glided cage.


Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Jester.
Jester who?
Jester song at twilight

Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Sacha.
Sacha who?
Sacha lot o' questions…

Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Theresa.
Theresa who?
Theresa Green.

Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Eddie.
Eddie who?
Eddieboddy in there?

Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Sharon.
Sharon who?
Sharon share alike.

Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Watson.
Watson who?
Watson your mind.

Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Arthur.
Arthur who?
Arthur any more at home like you.

Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Senor.
Senor who?
Senor mother out and let me in.

Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Bernadette.
Bernadette who?
Bernadette all my dinner and I'm starving.

Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Lionel.
Lionel who?
Lionel get you nowhere - better spill the beans.

Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Juno.
Juno who?
Juno what time it is?

Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Sabina.
Sabina who?
Sabina long time since I saw you.

Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Mischa.
Mischa who?
Mischa a lot while you've been away.

Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Dishwasher.
Dishwasher who?
Dishwasher the way I spoke before I had false teeth.


Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Ivor.
Ivor who?
Ivor sore hand from knocking at this door.

Knock, Knock.
Knock, Knock.
Ring, Ring.
Who's there?
U.C.I.
U.C.I. who?
U.C.I. had to ring, because you didn't answer when I knocked.

Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Ida.
Ida who?
Ida know. Sorry.

Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Ken.
Ken who?
Ken I come in? It's freezing out here!

Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Martin.
Martin who?
Martin of beans won't open.

Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Atch.
Atch who?
Bless you. Didn't know you had a cold.

Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Jemima.
Jemima who?
Jemima asking whose house this is?


Knock, Knock.
Who's there? 
Ivor.
Ivor who?
Ivor message for you.

Knock, Knock.
Who's there? 
Ivor.
Ivor who?
Ivor good mind not to tell you.

Knock, Knock.
Who's there? 
Bella.
Bella who?
Bella no ringa, thatsa why I knocks.

Knock, Knock.
Who's there? 
Jewel.
Jewel who?
Jewel remember when you see my face.

Knock, Knock.
Who's there? 
N.E.
N.E. who?
N.E. body you like, as long as you let me in.

Knock, Knock.
Who's there? 
You.
You who?
Yoo-hoo! Anyone at home?

Knock, Knock.
Who's there? 
Mahatma.
Mahatma who?
Mahatma coat please.

Knock, Knock.
Who's there? 
Granny.
Knock, Knock.
Who's there? 
Granny.
Knock, Knock.
Who's there? 
Granny.
Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Aunt.
Aunt who?
Aunt you glad I got rid of all those grannies.

Knock, Knock.
Who's there? 
Cattle.
Cattle who?
Cattle always purr if you stroke it.

Knock, Knock.
Who's there? 
Dummy.
Dummy who?
Dummy a favour and get lost.

Knock, Knock.
Who's there? 
Ammonia.
Ammonia who?
Ammonia little boy, come and let me in.

Knock, Knock.
Who's there? 
Fozzie.
Fozzie who?
Fozzie hundredth time my name is Paul.

Knock, Knock.
Who's there? 
A little old lady.
A little old lady who?
I didn't know you could yodel.


Knock, Knock.
Who's there? 
solly.
solly who?
Solly you've been troubled. Me makee mistakee.

Knock, Knock.
Who's there? 
Wooden shoe.
Wooden shoe who?
Wooden shoe like to know.

Knock, Knock.
Who's there? 
Percy.
Percy who?
Percyvere and you may find out.

Knock, Knock.
Who's there? 
Yvonne.
Yvonne who?
Yvonne to be alone.

Knock, Knock.
Who's there? 
Ewan.
Ewan who?
No, just you and me.

Knock, Knock.
Who's there? 
Cows.
Cows who?
No, cows go moo, not who.

Knock, Knock.
Who's there? 
Butcher.
Butcher who?
Butcher arms around me, honey, hold me tight…


Knock, Knock.
Who's there? 
Mr.
Mr. who?
Mr. Bus home, that's why I'm late.

Knock, Knock.
Who's there? 
Hugo.
Hugo who?
Hugo that way, and I'll go this.

Knock, Knock.
Who's there? 
Colin.
Colin who?
Colin the doctor, I don't feel well.

Knock, Knock.
Who's there? 
Ketchup.
Ketchup who?
Ketchup with me and I'll tell you.

Knock, Knock.
Who's there? 
Huron.
Huron who?
Huron time for once.

Knock, Knock.
Who's there? 
Noise.
Noise who?
Noise to see you after all this time.

Knock, Knock.
Who's there? 
Olivia.
Olivia who?
Olivia, but I've forgotten my key.


Knock, Knock.
Who's there? 
Water.
Water who?
Water be ashamed of yourself, living in a dump like this.

Knock, Knock.
Who's there? 
Cook.
Cook who?
That's the first one I've heard this year.

Knock, Knock.
Who's there? 
Luke.
Luke who?
Luke through the keyhole and you'll see.

Knock, Knock.
Who's there? 
Musket.
Musket who?
Musket in, I'm in a hurry.

Knock, Knock.
Who's there? 
Scot.
Scot who?
Scot absolutely nothing to do with you.

Knock, Knock.
Who's there? 
Alec.
Alec who?
Alec you very much indeed.

Knock, Knock.
Who's there? 
Four eggs.
Four eggs who?
Four eggsample, open the door.



Knock, Knock.
Who's there? 
Nadia.
Nadia who?
Nadia head examined if you understand what I'm staying.

Knock, Knock.
Who's there? 
Arthur.
Arthur who?
Arthur any more at home like you.

Knock, Knock.
Who's there? 
Zsa Zsa.
Zsa Zsa who?
Zsa Zsa last knock, knock joke I want to hear.

Knock, Knock.
Who's there? 
Viola.
Viola who?
Viola sudden you not know me?

Knock, Knock.
Who's there? 
Euripedes.
Euripedes who?
Euripedes and you'll not get a new pair.

Knock, Knock.
Who's there? 
Major.
Major who?Major answer the door didn't I!

Knock, Knock.
Who's there? 
Ali.
Ali who?
Alleluyah, you opned the door.


Knock, Knock.
Who's there? 
Ann.
Ann who?
Ann apple just fell on my head.

Knock, Knock.
Who's there? 
Toodle.
Toodle who?
Ta ta!

Knock, Knock.
Who's there? 
Europe.
Europe who?
Europe early his morning, can't you sleep?

Knock, Knock.
Who's there? 
Sir.
Sir who?
Sir View-Wright.

Knock, Knock.
Who's there? 
Butcher.
Butcher who?
Butcher left leg in , your left leg out…

Knock, Knock.
Who's there? 
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive here, so let me in!

Knock, Knock.
Who's there? 
Sonya.
Sonya who?
Sonya foot. I can smell it fron here.

Knock, Knock.
Who's there? 
Mayonnaise.
Mayonnaise who?
Mayonnaise have seen the glory.

Knock, Knock.
Who's there? 
Tish.
Tish who?
Tishoo, all fall down.

Knock, Knock.
Who's there? 
Walter.
Walter who?
Walter wall carpets are much more cosy.

Knock, Knock.
Who's there? 
Toothy.
Toothy who?
Toothy ith the day before Wednesday.

Knock, Knock.
Who's there? 
Nick.
Nick who?
Nick R. Elastic.

Knock, Knock.
Who's there? 
Constance Norah.
Constance Norah who?
Constance Norah's make it difficult to sleep.

Knock, Knock.
Who's there? 
Rabbit.
Rabbit who?
Rabbit up nicely, it's a present.

Knock, Knock.
Who's there? 
Dr.
Dr. who?
How did you know?